Paper towels aren’t for your butt. They’re for wiping up things in the kitchen, your floor, dust, etc.

Oh paper towels! Not toilet paper. Oops, my mistake! I guess I had that on my mind. Yeah, I've actually owned some of those wash and use paper towels. They're pretty decent.

Mistake... or new startup idea! Re-usable bamboo toilet paper.

Cloth diapers are a thing, too.