Here in India, we have a very popular actor, RajniKanth, whose awesomeness occasionally goes down the line drawn by Chuck. Here are some cool RajniKanth quotes:

Once Death had ‘near Rajnikant experience’

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Yeah , he's pretty epic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyuzNP_UP4w

The only Rajni movie I've seen was Endhiran, but it was enough to understand exactly what you mean.

My favourite : Rajanikanth's email id = gmail@rajnikanth.com