# Language Illiteracy 1 C 0.02877583 2 Perl 0.01635618 3 Ruby 0.01560477 4 JavaS...

  #  Language    Illiteracy
  1  C           0.02877583  
  2  Perl        0.01635618  
  3  Ruby        0.01560477  
  4  JavaScript  0.01330989  
  5  Shell       0.01235425  
  6  Python      0.01046104  
  7  PHP         0.00910218  
  8  Java        0.00736395

(For height, length and hierarchy, averaged out)

And you thought this would end up being a PHP joke...

https://github.com/jond3k/sandbox/tree/master/github-illiter...