Hah, no reason to get defensive. Javascript is a great language. If you don't like it, you are free to feel that way. But there is a huge number of people who like it. Personally, it is my favorite programming language. It just feels right.
And I've only been using it for a few years. It really isn't hard to get past the bad parts.
If you are trying to be sarcastic, you are not doing it right.