But there are a 100 ways around it. In fees, expenses, supplying you housing and a car as part of the deal, or simply not paying you what it says on the W4.

You don't like it? You're fired - now you have 12hours to get out and to the airport before we call the INS

You realize that the INS hasn't existed for 9 years? If you're going to run on old stereotypes, keeping the lingo up to date might help.

Like KGB->FSB? New name, same friendly service!