A Swedish programmer creates an app to be used in Sweden on a Swedish network by Swedish people. Everybody wants it, but they can't. One person far far away has the power to suppress the app for no reason whatsoever, indefinitely. What a great system...
Do you mean to say that there are plenty of fanboys who will go to great lengths about how great the AppStore review process it, that is to say that it is without flaws?
Because in all seriousness, I haven't seen any. Even hardcore fans of Apple universally acknowledge that the AppStore approval process is broken.